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Page 9 of 54 Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty dining room. Find a need and fool it! First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test.. So just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!! FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!! Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my gothic solarium!! FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS.. FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!! Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my satellite dish PAYMENTS! Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU --- Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!! Previous page Next page page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 Comments |
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