With YOU, I can be MYSELF.. We don't NEED Dan Rather..

World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!

Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!

Xerox your lunch and file it under ``sex offenders!''

Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON MAIDEN concert?

You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!

YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?

YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!

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