Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!

Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES... Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!

TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??

Toroidal carbohydrate modules? Make mine glazed!

Uh-oh!! I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!

Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!

UH-OH!! I put on ``GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's'' by mistake!!!

UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha.

UH-OH!! We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!

Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?

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