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Page 41 of 54 Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST? Sign my PETITION. .. So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYBEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!! .. someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!! Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!! Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!! Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing ``Leave it to Beaver''! So this is what it feels like to be potato salad Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why? Previous page Next page page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 Comments |
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