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I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD

I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you.

.. I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!

I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..

I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!!

--- I have seen the FUN ---

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket.. .. I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...

I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!

I HAVE to buy a new ``DODGE MISER'' and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!!

I hope I bought the right relish... zzzzzzzzz...

by The Impostor [2010/06/06 11:36:06]
Subject: Zippy zaps

Giant beings wear us like badges

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