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Page 16 of 54 I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV.. I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! I feel partially hydrogenated! If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy... If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again! If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET! If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT! If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th'collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!! .. If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!! Previous page Next page page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 Comments |
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