I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA.. But no WOO-WOO!

I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!

I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE --

I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen-- .. to sell more numbers!!

.. I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!

I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars..

.. I don't understand the HUMOR of the THREE STOOGES!!

If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!

I feel better about world problems now!

.. I feel.. JUGULAR..

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