Hello, GORRY-O!! I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!

Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!

Hello... IRON CURTAIN? Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA! World War III? No thanks!

Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe he'd like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!! I guess I should call AL PACINO!

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles..

.. here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN anywhere!!

Here we are in America... when do we collect unemployment?

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