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category: humor | comment | added 17 days ago#2 score: 1.730 #3 score: 1.341 I came here to say that I do not recognize anyone's right to one minute of my life. Nor to any part of my energy. Nor to any achievement of mine. No matter who makes the claim, how large their number or how great their need. I wished to come here and say that I am a man who does not exist for others.
category: literature (modern) | comment#4 score: 1.043
category: humor | 1 comment | added 29 months ago | Full article#5 score: 0.991
category: comedy | comment | added 11 weeks ago#6 score: 0.976 #7 score: 0.973 #8 score: 0.937 Valeris: "I tried to tell you but you would not listen." Spock: "Neither of us was hearing very well that night, Lieutenant. There were things I tried to tell you, about having faith."
category: scifi/fantasy/horror | comment#9 score: 0.923 #10 score: 0.923 It's such a little town our radio station can't identify itself. It's off the air now. Somebody tripped over the tower.
category: comedy | comment#11 score: 0.923 He owned the biggest brussels sprout farm in East McKeesport. Well, he didn't start out to have the biggest brussels sprout farm. It's just that his cabbages never made it.
category: comedy | comment#12 score: 0.920
category: philosophy | comment#13 score: 0.914 Thus spake the master Ninjei: "If your application does not run correctly, do not blame the operating system."
category: computers | comment#14 score: 0.914 A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk. "What is that computer?" asked the novice. The master placed his hand upon a small box that was connected to the computer by a wire. "Behold," said the master, "This device controls what we see on the screen. The screen simulates a desk. For example, here is a filing cabinet and a trash depository. Here also is a typewriter and a calculator." "This is a wonderful invention," whispered the novice in awe. "It is not as wonderful as it seems," said the master. "Can you see the two desks?" The novice nodded. "One is on the floor, the other is on the screen," he remarked. "Just so. Now, is there something missing on one of the two desks?" The novice pondered for a moment. "One of the desks does not have a computer on it," he said. The master shook his head. "Neither of the desks has a computer on it."
category: computers | comment#15 score: 0.914 A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?" The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right."
category: computers | comment#16 score: 0.910
category: comedy | comment | added 12 days ago#17 score: 0.910
category: comedy | comment | added 12 days ago#18 score: 0.897
category: humor | comment | added 17 days ago#19 score: 0.864
category: comedy | comment | added 20 days ago#20 score: 0.864
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