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New York is facing an infestation of disgusting and impossible-to-kill pests. That’s right, the cast of “Jersey Shore” is in town. |
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Tiger Woods just bought an apartment in Manhattan. What better place to practice golf and resist the temptations of single life? |
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Secret 0.361929. Know thyself, but officially disavow the relationship. |
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It makes perfect sense that the CIA would have tried selling cocaine in the late 1980's, since by that time everybody was buying weed. |
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If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room. |
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Secret 2.23.94. In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there's even less. |
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The Miss Universe contestants are judged by poise, beauty, and how well they can walk in high heels. It’s the same way Republicans pick vice presidential candidates. |
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There's nothing wrong with the CIA that can't be fixed by what's even more wrong with the CIA. |
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes for ineffectual spies. |
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If brevity is the soul of wit, why does it have more syllables? |
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Snooki from “Jersey Shore” was in court after being arrested for public drunkenness. How can you arrest someone for doing their job?
She was also charged with public annoyance. If that’s a crime, everyone on that show should get the death penalty. |
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Camden, N.J. is shutting down all of its libraries. It’s not due to budget issues, it’s just that the mayor saw “Jersey Shore,” and said, “What’s the point?” |
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According to the Wall Street Journal, there is a growing movement among Democrats to replace Joe Biden as VP with Hillary Clinton in 2012. Do you realize that if that happens, for the first time Hillary will be directly under a president. |
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Money isn't everything – there also has to be stuff to buy. |
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Reason For Not Thinking #3,614,782. If someone asks you 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' it takes all the guesswork out of answering. |
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It isn't what they say about you, it's what they redact with a black felt tip marker. |
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There may be more of them than us, but our total weight is the same. |
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Morbidly obese is the new husky. |
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Whoever said 'Babies don't come with an instruction manual' obviously never purchased one on the Internet. |
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My boss told me I have a bright future - if I ever come into contact with matter. |
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